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Horse Jokes

  • Mar 27
  • 1 min read

Ready for a laugh?


Brown horse with mouth open wide in snowy field, under bare tree branches, with a blurred forest background, creating a playful mood.







Here are a few of our favourite horse jokes:

  1. A horse walks into a bar. “Hey,” says the barman. “Yes please,” says the horse.

  2. A horse walks into a bar. The barman confuses idioms with jokes and offers him a glass of water but can’t make him drink.

  3. I put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1 – and it did! Unfortunately, all the others came in at 12.30.

  4. I put a bet on a horse that had excellent breeding. After the horse left the starting gate, he stopped and closed it behind him.


Leave your favourite horse-related joke in the comments!

 
 
 

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